Woes of Mistletoe [Okaeri Christmas Special]
Oh no. Oh NO! Shiro-san is here! He’s coming to pick out mistletoe from our home- The Silver Birch.
Oh GOD! Oh Holy Saint Nick! He’s picking Milicent! There goes Michael! He’s hand is reaching my head… OH NO! He got me!
I do not want to be dangled on top of people, forcing people to kiss. Argh! This is so cruel! Why won’t Shiro pick Maurice! Or… Martin? Why me?!
Shiro’s picking some more. In we go into the basket, away from our sanctuary… Oh Saint Nick… Why me?!
I see Shiro walking up silently towards a girl. She had big red eyes and a head of Aqua Blue hair.
‘Thanks, Shiro. I’ll be dangling these in Himitsu’s home.’ She smiled.
Ah… I’ve heard of this Himitsu girl. Shiro is good friends with the girl. And I think he’s good friends with this girl too.
‘Hikari, I’ll keep a handful. I have some… use for them.’ Shiro says.
‘Oh, sure. Here!’ Hikari- The Blue-haired girl- puts her hand into the basket.
YES! YES! She grabbed me! Along with a few others, but that’s not the point! I don’t have to dangle on top of people’s heads anymore!
Shiro smiles at the happy girl.
‘Thank you. Remember; dangle them at places with tons of people. And also at the least expected corners.’ Shiro grins. Now, I’ve never seen my owner grin so deviously… What’s he at…?
‘Don’t’ worry, Shiro.’ Hikari grinned, equally as devious. What’s going on…?
Shiro smiles at Hikari again and heads into his house, holding me and my friends in his small palm.
He lays us on the table. We’re all whispering. What’s he doing? He’s gonna chop us up and make us into medicine, isn’t he?
I am too anxious to think. I merely escaped a miserable fate of dangling over people’s heads. I hope that I have enough luck to not be chopped and mashed and threw into medicine. Why can’t I just sit here? And let my life rot away along with my body?
Shiro runs into his room. A few minutes later, he comes out in his normal grey shirt. He even pinned his skull plushie on his frayed jeans’ pocket. We’re going somewhere, aren’t we?
Shiro ruffled his white hair and started putting us into a small bottle… Argh! No! Not enclosed spaces! I’m claustrophobic! LEMME OUT!
He puts us into his pocket and walks out the door. I hear him cracking his knuckles and he takes out a map. Definitely one of the ones he made all by himself.
I can feel us bobbing up and down. He’s running. Oh, I’m gonna be sick!
Finally, I feel Shiro slow down. Wow, I was this close to throwing up. Phew!
He takes us out and holds us tight in his hand. He knocks on the door and is greeted by Himitsu.
‘Shiro!’ Himitsu smiles and gives Shiro a hug. I don’t remember Himitsu being… a hugger. Weird.
Shiro gives her the lightest smiles. She laughs and ushers him in.
Okay, that was weird. Awkward even. Shiro doesn’t like her. I would know. I was born to actually sense and lure couples to go under me. Or maybe I’m one of the chosen ones to not be one of them! WOW! That’s awesome!
Shiro is being introduced to Himitsu’s friends. A boy was there too. Brown hair, hazel eyes. Quite tall. Seems almost as old as Himitsu. This must be the famous Sato Yuri.
Yuri isn’t listening to half the thing Himitsu is saying. He’s staring blankly at her. I feel my leaves tingle. Ooh, he likes her… Ooooh, he wants to be caught under a mistletoe with her, doesn’t he?
Let’s hope Hikari Blue-Hair puts mistletoe above them. I’m not going to be their little Cupid.
Shiro is smiling at Yuri now. I think he knows too. Yuri smiles back awkwardly.
Now what’s all this smiling about? Don’t they exchange Christmas Wishes instead? Presents, perhaps? Someone must’ve charmed them all and their smiles are all plastered on their faces! Someone save them! We’re being invaded by the Smile-Peoples!
Himitsu walks off to greet another one of her friends. Yuri is staring into space again. Shiro grins and brings the bottle of us up and pulls me out.
No, no, no, no, no, NO!
‘Yuri-san.’ Shiro taps his shoulder. Yuri turns around and Shiro pushes me into his hand. ‘Dangle it above Himitsu. I think she might want a small present from you at 12 tonight.’
Twelve? What? Oh yeah, it’s Christmas Eve. I must be going stupid. Yuri stares at it blankly. Oh great, now the Blanking-People have invaded him.
My owner walks away, leaving Yuri and me alone. No!!!!!
Yuri pockets me and shrugs. Oh gosh, please don’t use me. Please, conveniently forget that I’m in your pocket. Please, please, please, please!
***
I lay in his pocket for Goodness knows how long. I was out cold for a long while. I wonder what time is it…
I hear the clock chime (Speak of the Devil…). It chimes once, twice, three times, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven… Oh NO stop that clock NOW! TWELVE times, it chimed.
Crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap. Oh god, Yuri, forget I exist. His hand is nearing me. It grabs me! Oh Lord, what have I done to have such fate?
‘Himitsu…’ I hear him say. My eyes are closed. I don’t wanna be so high up!! Put me down, you... you… Human!
‘Yuri?’ I hear her reply. I feel myself being lifted up. I’m too high up.
Too high, too high, too high. Let me effing down!
‘It’s against Christmas rules if we don’t kiss, you know?’ I hear Yuri say. His hands lower…
Ah crap, I’m being pushed onto Himitsu’s back. THANK GOD I’M TINY, I do not intend to look at two lovey-dovey people like Himitsu and Yuri (I shudder at the thought of it) kissing. (Oh God, I’m going to PUKE!)
I hate being a mistletoe… (Sniffs)
Oh no. Oh NO! Shiro-san is here! He’s coming to pick out mistletoe from our home- The Silver Birch.
Oh GOD! Oh Holy Saint Nick! He’s picking Milicent! There goes Michael! He’s hand is reaching my head… OH NO! He got me!
I do not want to be dangled on top of people, forcing people to kiss. Argh! This is so cruel! Why won’t Shiro pick Maurice! Or… Martin? Why me?!
Shiro’s picking some more. In we go into the basket, away from our sanctuary… Oh Saint Nick… Why me?!
I see Shiro walking up silently towards a girl. She had big red eyes and a head of Aqua Blue hair.
‘Thanks, Shiro. I’ll be dangling these in Himitsu’s home.’ She smiled.
Ah… I’ve heard of this Himitsu girl. Shiro is good friends with the girl. And I think he’s good friends with this girl too.
‘Hikari, I’ll keep a handful. I have some… use for them.’ Shiro says.
‘Oh, sure. Here!’ Hikari- The Blue-haired girl- puts her hand into the basket.
YES! YES! She grabbed me! Along with a few others, but that’s not the point! I don’t have to dangle on top of people’s heads anymore!
Shiro smiles at the happy girl.
‘Thank you. Remember; dangle them at places with tons of people. And also at the least expected corners.’ Shiro grins. Now, I’ve never seen my owner grin so deviously… What’s he at…?
‘Don’t’ worry, Shiro.’ Hikari grinned, equally as devious. What’s going on…?
Shiro smiles at Hikari again and heads into his house, holding me and my friends in his small palm.
He lays us on the table. We’re all whispering. What’s he doing? He’s gonna chop us up and make us into medicine, isn’t he?
I am too anxious to think. I merely escaped a miserable fate of dangling over people’s heads. I hope that I have enough luck to not be chopped and mashed and threw into medicine. Why can’t I just sit here? And let my life rot away along with my body?
Shiro runs into his room. A few minutes later, he comes out in his normal grey shirt. He even pinned his skull plushie on his frayed jeans’ pocket. We’re going somewhere, aren’t we?
Shiro ruffled his white hair and started putting us into a small bottle… Argh! No! Not enclosed spaces! I’m claustrophobic! LEMME OUT!
He puts us into his pocket and walks out the door. I hear him cracking his knuckles and he takes out a map. Definitely one of the ones he made all by himself.
I can feel us bobbing up and down. He’s running. Oh, I’m gonna be sick!
Finally, I feel Shiro slow down. Wow, I was this close to throwing up. Phew!
He takes us out and holds us tight in his hand. He knocks on the door and is greeted by Himitsu.
‘Shiro!’ Himitsu smiles and gives Shiro a hug. I don’t remember Himitsu being… a hugger. Weird.
Shiro gives her the lightest smiles. She laughs and ushers him in.
Okay, that was weird. Awkward even. Shiro doesn’t like her. I would know. I was born to actually sense and lure couples to go under me. Or maybe I’m one of the chosen ones to not be one of them! WOW! That’s awesome!
Shiro is being introduced to Himitsu’s friends. A boy was there too. Brown hair, hazel eyes. Quite tall. Seems almost as old as Himitsu. This must be the famous Sato Yuri.
Yuri isn’t listening to half the thing Himitsu is saying. He’s staring blankly at her. I feel my leaves tingle. Ooh, he likes her… Ooooh, he wants to be caught under a mistletoe with her, doesn’t he?
Let’s hope Hikari Blue-Hair puts mistletoe above them. I’m not going to be their little Cupid.
Shiro is smiling at Yuri now. I think he knows too. Yuri smiles back awkwardly.
Now what’s all this smiling about? Don’t they exchange Christmas Wishes instead? Presents, perhaps? Someone must’ve charmed them all and their smiles are all plastered on their faces! Someone save them! We’re being invaded by the Smile-Peoples!
Himitsu walks off to greet another one of her friends. Yuri is staring into space again. Shiro grins and brings the bottle of us up and pulls me out.
No, no, no, no, no, NO!
‘Yuri-san.’ Shiro taps his shoulder. Yuri turns around and Shiro pushes me into his hand. ‘Dangle it above Himitsu. I think she might want a small present from you at 12 tonight.’
Twelve? What? Oh yeah, it’s Christmas Eve. I must be going stupid. Yuri stares at it blankly. Oh great, now the Blanking-People have invaded him.
My owner walks away, leaving Yuri and me alone. No!!!!!
Yuri pockets me and shrugs. Oh gosh, please don’t use me. Please, conveniently forget that I’m in your pocket. Please, please, please, please!
***
I lay in his pocket for Goodness knows how long. I was out cold for a long while. I wonder what time is it…
I hear the clock chime (Speak of the Devil…). It chimes once, twice, three times, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven… Oh NO stop that clock NOW! TWELVE times, it chimed.
Crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap. Oh god, Yuri, forget I exist. His hand is nearing me. It grabs me! Oh Lord, what have I done to have such fate?
‘Himitsu…’ I hear him say. My eyes are closed. I don’t wanna be so high up!! Put me down, you... you… Human!
‘Yuri?’ I hear her reply. I feel myself being lifted up. I’m too high up.
Too high, too high, too high. Let me effing down!
‘It’s against Christmas rules if we don’t kiss, you know?’ I hear Yuri say. His hands lower…
Ah crap, I’m being pushed onto Himitsu’s back. THANK GOD I’M TINY, I do not intend to look at two lovey-dovey people like Himitsu and Yuri (I shudder at the thought of it) kissing. (Oh God, I’m going to PUKE!)
I hate being a mistletoe… (Sniffs)
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There you have it! Me, K, Yuri, Himitsu, Hikari, Shiro and every character in "Okaeri" wishes you a marvelous Christmas. :)
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Written by Choco Soong
http://www.goddofthenewworld.blogspot.com/
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Okaeri is a fantasy written by two students.
Okaeri rightfully belongs to K and Choco
No copying or distributing to public without written permission from owners listed above.
Written by Choco Soong
http://www.goddofthenewworld.blogspot.com/
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Okaeri is a fantasy written by two students.
Okaeri rightfully belongs to K and Choco
No copying or distributing to public without written permission from owners listed above.
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Ok, let me, Choco, rant a bit about "Woes of Mistletoe". :)
Ok, let me, Choco, rant a bit about "Woes of Mistletoe". :)
Well, basically, I am very in to Christmas. *Not sure if K is though. XDD*
So, I just thought I'd write a very cheesy, fluffy extra story for Okaeri readers. :)
I don't think K liked the idea much. XD I just wrote it anyway. ;)
Comment, and Merry Christmas. :)